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Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan and Tea Partiers Advocate the Return of the The Popular Poorhouses and Workhouses
Wed Apr 6, 2011 4:15 PM EDT
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan and fellow Republican tea partiers unveiled a budget plan that would slash federal spending by about $5 trillion over 10 years while revamping health and social programs for children, the elderly, and the poor.
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New York City Birthers Want Trump's Name Off Buildings Since He Was Born in Jamaica
Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT
NEW YORK (Beagle Beat) A vocal group of New York City birthers have petitioned the Mayor and the New York City Council to remove Trump’s name off of every building in the city.
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Rep. Allen West Takes On Entitlements At Tax Supported Airport Runway Rally
Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:52 PM EDT
CORAL SPRINGS (Beagle Beat) Speaking before a loudly cheering Coral Springs crowd recently, first-term GOP Republican West said he helped secure a $21 million grant for a new runway at the nearby Fort Lauderdale airport and is working hard with other Congressional tea baggers to …
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Donald Rumsfeld: I Know That I Don't Know Why Obama Won't Listen to Me About What I Don't Know About Libya
Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:50 PM EDT
NEW YORK (Beagle Beat) Former Secretary of Defense and Redundancy Donald Rumsfeld appeared with FOX's Greta Van Susteren show and had some mangled words for President Obama, the United Nations and the civilized world.
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Ann Coulter "Radiation is Painless and Good For the Left Coast"
Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:19 PM EDT
NEW YORK (Beagle Beat) Nuclear lightning rod Ann Coulter lit up the O’Reilly Factor when she spoke glowingly of the giant radioactive plume floating across the Pacific toward California.
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Bill Banning History Offender Michele Bachmann from Public Schools Proposed
Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:19 PM EDT
The American Federation of Teachers is lobbying Congress to ban Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and supporters of Bachmann from going near public schools.
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Crusader Peter King Leading the GOP Inquisition on Routing Radical Muslims
Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:38 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) At a recent press conference, Republican Congressman Peter King answered a few questions about holding hearings before the House Committee on Homeland Security on "radicalization in the American Muslim.”
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NPR Loses Ignorant, Racist, Tea Party and GOP Audiences Who Don't Listen to NPR Anyway
Wed Mar 9, 2011 2:41 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Former NPR executive, Ron Schiller, called tea partiers 'seriously racist' and most Americans 'uneducated' on Candid Camera Commies, a hit YouTube reality show produced by conservative video paparazzi James O’Keefe.
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Rep. Bobby Franklin Proposes Fetus Inspection Legislation Calling it "The Miscarriage of Justice Bill"
Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:32 PM EST
ATLANTA (Beagle Beat) GOP State Senator Bobby Franklin of Georgia proposed a bill that would require women to file police reports when they miscarry, since fetuses are Georgia citizens and their deaths are potential crimes, which might lead to serving on the chain gang.
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Koch Brothers Open Lobbying Office in Tripoli to Advise Gaddafi? Kadafi? Qaddafi? K-Daffy? (Whatever His Name Is) On Demonstrations
Tue Mar 1, 2011 4:54 PM EST
TRIPOLI (Beagle Beat) A spokesperson for the lobbying group Koch Companies Public Sector LLC revealed that the Koch Brothers have opened an office in Tripoli to advise the Libyan leader and his family on how to deal with a few disgruntled demonstrators, as reported by FOX News.
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Koch Head Scott Walker Looking for Higher Office
Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:04 PM EST
MADISON (Beagle Beat) Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker sounded overly confident and loopy as he spoke to a blogger posing as plutocrat billionaire David Koch recently.
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Qaddafi to Son: Whom Can We Blame for Protests Today?
Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:50 PM EST
BENGHAZI, Libya (Beagle Beat) Defiant Libyan dictator Colonel Muammar Gaddafi asked one of his sons, Seif al-Islam el-Qaddafi, before delivering another television diatribe, whom to blame for the current protests.
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Tea Partiers Rejoice Over GOP Proposal to Eliminate Funding for Obama's Teleprompter
Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:02 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Tea Partiers and Republican fiscal conservatives were ecstatic over a major budget cut proposal filed Monday night by Arkansas Republican Rep. Steve Womack, to eliminate funding for the President’s teleprompter.
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House GOP Punt Less Phantom Budget Already Endorsed by 150 Voodoo Economists
Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:47 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) House Budget Committee Chairman Republican Paul Ryan, in response to the Obama budget proposal, declared that his Committee will propose a “punt less” budget, after they figure out what an annual Congressional budget looks like.
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GOP Proposes Stripped-Down Budged Lead by Rep. Christopher Lee
Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:58 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Republican Representative Christopher Lee of New York was serious about proposing a stripped-down federal budget by going shirtless and sending a photo of himself to every insecure, lonely woman on Craigslist.
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Obama Visits US Chamber Addressing Anonymous Undisclosed Business Leaders in Designer Face Masks
Tue Feb 8, 2011 1:56 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Appealing to their ounce of patriotism, President Obama asked an elite group of anonymous US business leaders Monday to start making investments, with the cash they've been stockpiling in their wallets, that could create domestic jobs.“I feel your …
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Maxwell Smart Protégé, Darrell Issa, Wants Names of Freedom of Information Act Requests on KAOS
Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:28 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Republican Darrell Issa is using his post as the Chairman of the House Government Oversight Committee in asking the federal government to hand over the identities of every single American who has filed a Freedom of Information Act request on KAOS.
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Republican Jack Kingston Declares He's No Monkey's Uncle - Just God's Imagination
Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:22 PM EST
NEW YORK (Beagle Beat) During an appearance on HBO's "Real Time with Bill Mahr" on Friday night, Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.) stated clearly that he does not believe in the process of evolution.
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Koch Heads To Meet At Desert Resort In Secret To Plan Buying More Democracy
Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:08 PM EST
RANCHO MIRAGE (Beagle Beat) The Koch brothers, Charles and David, and a bevy of like-minded billionaire business associates and exceptionalists are among a secretive network of Republican donors who will be meeting at the Rancho Las Palmas Resort and Spa near Palm Springs this w …
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Justice Scalia Visits Bachmann's Wonderland At House's Mad Tea Party Caucus
Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:32 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia followed the white rabbit last Monday into the rabid hole of the House’s Mad Tea Party caucus organized by the Queen of Heartless, Michele Bachmann.
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U.S. Chamber Instructs Five Supreme Court Justices to Wear Corporate Logo Baseball Caps at State of the Union Address
Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:42 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) A memo went out to the Sergeant at Arms of the House of Representatives from the American Chamber of Commerce to hand out corporate logo embroidered baseball caps to Chief Justice Roberts and to justices Alito, Kennedy, Thomas and Scalia.
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University of California and University of Memphis Law School Nullify Degrees Given to Tennessee Tea Partier and Fayette County Attorney Hal Rounds for Stupidity
Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:07 PM EST
MEMPHIS (Beagle Beat) The Chancellors from the University of California at Santa Barbara and University of Memphis Law School are apologizing to the American public for giving Tennessee Tea Partier and Fayette County Attorney Hal Rounds degrees in economics from UCSB and law fro …
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Vatican: 1997 "Misunderstood" Abuse Letter to Irish Bishops Was in Irish
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:38 PM EST
NEW YORK (Beagle Beat) The Vatican insisted Wednesday that a 1997 letter warning Irish bishops against reporting priests suspected of sex abuse to police had been "deeply misunderstood" by the media because it was written in Irish, according to Vatican's U.S.
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God Grants Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein With Delayed Bonuses to Birth
Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:23 PM EST
NEW YORK (Beagle Beat) Bloomberg News reported that Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein, 56, and his top deputies are in line to collect more than $100 million in delayed 2007 bonuses
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Lawmakers To Pass Gun Laws Limiting Range of Firearms to Arm's Length
Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:54 PM EST
WASHINGTON (Beagle Beat) In wake of the Tucson tragedy and to placate the NRA, lawmakers in the House of Representative are proposing a law that all firearms cannot have a range of fire more than an arm’s length.
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